The Potato Inquire

Jul 31

arianapequeno:

A girl and her boyfriend get into a car accident. The police search the girl for her phone to call her emergency contact. The first contact is “Daddy”. They call and the boyfriend’s phone rings. Everything gets awkward.

Jul 31

sapient-wartortle:

Guys, I’ve realized that a lot of dudes do not know how to talk to women. So I’m gonna make a big list of things to do, to avoid, ect when talking to women. So what I’d like you to do is reblog this with as many things to do and not to do, as you can.

Jul 30
creepypure:

make me purr

creepypure:

make me purr

Jul 30
Jul 30

cecilbaldwin-fan:

The first panel video has emerged! Many thanks to shinigamikiro!

This video shows them coming on stage and introducing themselves, to many woos and applause. This crowd loves Steve Carlsberg.

Jul 30
Jul 30
slowmotionmovesme:

Some silly Night Vale fan art I made a while back… thought you cool kids might enjoy it :)

slowmotionmovesme:

Some silly Night Vale fan art I made a while back… thought you cool kids might enjoy it :)

Jul 29

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

Jul 29

How to have a zero drama fandom

  • Step 1: like a thing
  • Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
  • Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
Jul 29
Jul 29

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok
Jul 29
cracked:

From his 1942 enlistment in the U.S. Army, Desmond Doss was a living contradiction. He was a Seventh Day Adventist pacifist there voluntarily, but even under direct orders, he refused to so much as hold a rifle. He did have the excuse that he was going to be serving as a field medic, but his commanding officer still tried unsuccessfully to get rid of him through Section 8. … One of his comrades even told him that when the troop went into battle, he would shoot Doss himself. 
Then came the May 1945 Battle of Okinawa. Doss and his group in the 307th Infantry were forced to climb a 400-foot cliff to attack entrenched Japanese troops. Once there, they received heavy resistance. This is where Doss went the pacifist version of totally berserk. According to his later citations, at one point Doss ran “through a shower of grenades to within eight yards of enemy forces.” Over the course of the next two days, Doss provided medical services and pulled soldiers to safety, and was credited with saving the lives of 75 wounded, including the soldier who had threatened to kill him.
The 94 Most Badass Soldiers Who Ever Lived

cracked:

From his 1942 enlistment in the U.S. Army, Desmond Doss was a living contradiction. He was a Seventh Day Adventist pacifist there voluntarily, but even under direct orders, he refused to so much as hold a rifle. He did have the excuse that he was going to be serving as a field medic, but his commanding officer still tried unsuccessfully to get rid of him through Section 8. … One of his comrades even told him that when the troop went into battle, he would shoot Doss himself. 

Then came the May 1945 Battle of Okinawa. Doss and his group in the 307th Infantry were forced to climb a 400-foot cliff to attack entrenched Japanese troops. Once there, they received heavy resistance. This is where Doss went the pacifist version of totally berserk. According to his later citations, at one point Doss ran “through a shower of grenades to within eight yards of enemy forces.” Over the course of the next two days, Doss provided medical services and pulled soldiers to safety, and was credited with saving the lives of 75 wounded, including the soldier who had threatened to kill him.

The 94 Most Badass Soldiers Who Ever Lived

Jul 27

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

Jul 27

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
Jul 27